Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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