Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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