if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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