I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
