I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
