DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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