she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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