I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I had to cum in my sink.
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