he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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