The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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