brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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