Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Randomize
