Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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