Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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