Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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