Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
operation harelip BJ is a go
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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