Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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