i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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