hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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