I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Randomize
