you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Ladies don't puke and tell
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