there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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