We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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