She is in my trunk
I bet he comes in French.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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