I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
