thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
They have beer where we have blood.
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