I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
not ubering you a puppy
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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