Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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