The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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