so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You're completely useless in the revolution.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Houston, we have a blender
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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