What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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