He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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