: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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