it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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