Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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