Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
