Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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