You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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