I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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