That's intense
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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