Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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