Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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