You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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