dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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