My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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