GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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