he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Randomize
