it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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