And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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