yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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