How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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